Geo (my second grader) wrote a story and I just had to post it...
Oncea pon a time in the woods ther lived a cat named Chesey[.] She was so small and so cewt. She oftin sed "Mew mew, I sed to her Here cidy cidy cidy, now a snake herd me say Her cidy cidy cidy and the snake was hungrey He sed Mmm cat wood be good to eat The cat herd the sawnd and mewd so long she made the snake deth He codent here at all the cat tot the snake a lesen and you better be good and not to try a lisson and if you her a cat don't eat it.
Grammatically correct translation:
Once upon a time in the woods, there lived a cat named Chesey. She was so small and so cute. She often said, "Mew mew."
I said to her, "Here kitty, kitty, kitty."
Now a snake heard me say "Here kitty kitty kitty," and the snake was hungry.
He said, "Mmm, cat would be good to eat."
The cat heard the sound and meowed so long she killed the snake.
He couldn't hear at all. The cat taught the snake a lesson.
And [the moral is:] you'd better be good and ... ? ... if you hear a cat, don't eat it!